Monthly Poem April 2024
Little Coquette
At the deli, she orders the garden bagel, malt-boiled
on poppyseed. Medium coffee. Almond milk because it’s sweet.
Chocolate rugelach, an afterthought.
In the park, she licks cream cheese from her fingertips,
breaks pieces from her free sprinkle cookie, tosses gently to
black squirrels, their little paws on her Mary Jane shoes:
patent red pleather they call vegan leather on the shoe website,
but it’s just plastic. And when she’s still renting in old age, And when
she’s taken the shoes of her youth to the Salvation Army, And when
she’s on a fixed income, And when she’s waiting for the direct deposit
of her pension cheque, And when she notices nobody wears shoes
made by child slaves in cute pops of red anymore,
And when she doesn’t have grandchildren
to correct her, to remind her she can’t say POC anymore,
And when the new little coquettes sip cat milk in the park,
still taking pictures in pink bows and pleated mini skirts and braids
because it's the 2020s revival in the Spring/Summer collection,
And when everyone is wearing cottagecore cardigans
like Taylor Swift or whatever new icon is gracing suburbia,
And when the record stores sell out of
Guy Lombardo and His Royal Canadians,
And when the UN has banned plastic production
because embryos are suffocating in microbeads, And when
she can’t substitute almond milk because of the global water shortage,
And when seafood is illegal, And when the prairie farmland has burned
as the Pentecostals prophesied—but they were wrong about the rapture
because we’re all still here, buying gasoline on the black market
so the new little coquettes can drive vintage Volkswagen Beetles
painted like ladybugs and monarch butterflies,
the kind you can only see pictures of anymore—
And when access to internet is a human right but it doesn’t matter
because every job is AI and nobody has worked out a better system
than having careers like Influencer or Empowered Girl Boss, but
the algorithm can do those now too, so
what else is there to do but drive around like small-town teenagers,
passing around prescription heroin to numb thoughts of red liquorice
while crunching on organic, salted, dried cockroach chips in the passenger seat,
And when the new little coquettes describe the plot of Thelma & Louise,
it sounds just right.
Emily Bulicz-Arnelien
Image by Daria Solonska, accessed April 2024 from Pexels.